1. Nine Months: This is the classic, 'go-to' pregnancy movie. Hugh Grant plays a guy who is afraid of commitment who finds out his girlfriend is pregnant. And comedy ensues.
2. Rosemary's Baby: This is an awesome pregnancy movie for the seer fact that she's carrying the spawn of Satan. Enough said.
3. Where the Heart Is: It's kind of sappy, but not a bad film. I mean, Natalie Portman, pregnant, living in a Walmart. That makes for some good times.
4. She's Having A Baby: This movie is the epitome of an 80's movie. I don't actually remember it that much, but I watched it with my sister a bunch of times. Kevin Bacon doesn't want to wear boxers because in the 80's cool guys wore briefs.
5. Fools Rush In: Pregnancy after a heated night in Vegas. What a common tale that must be. Then the nerdy white guy has to learn to get along with her spicy Hispanic family. Again, comedy ensues. Plus this movie has Mathew Perry who I wish was in more good movies.
6. Saved: Teen pregnancy, gays and hypocritical bible thumpers. How can you go wrong? Especially since the teen in question gets pregnant by the christian gay guy. It's like an orgy of blasphemy!
7. Waitress: I don't care what Adam Carolla says, this movie was pretty good. And maybe it's because my wife watches it all the time, but I don't care. Keri Russell bakes pies, writes letters to her 'Damn Baby' and deals with her overly cliche redneck husband.
8. Baby Mama: I didn't want to like this movie, but I did. It was funny. It wasn't brilliant, but it wasn't low-brow dick and fart jokes. I was just simple comedy. When we go to deliver the baby, I'm definitely bringing a can of Pam... Just in case.
9. Junior: The Governator pregnant?!?! How can you go wrong. While developing a drug that would stop miscarriages, which would just lead to a bunch of stillborn or handicapped babies (miscarriages happen for a reason), they decide to put an embryo in Arnold's stomach cavity to develop. Like that wouldn't destroy his insides? None the less, it freakin' hilarious.WORST PREGNANCY MOVIES:
1. Juno: I know everybody LOVED this stupid movie (probably because they were told they should love this stupid movie). But the acting is horrible, the story is horrible, the dialog is horrible. It was literally unwatchable. And Ellen Page was cursed by bad directing, but Michael Cera just can't act... In anything... HE'S EVER BEEN IN!
2. Knocked Up: Another movie that did well even though it sucked ass. It saddens me to see how popular the low-brow, raunch fest, Judd Apatow movies are. Idiocracy is coming. And why does everything have to be the unrated version? You can't even find the theatrical version. So they released a movie into theaters, but it wasn't how they wanted it. Good job whores!
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