19 Weeks 4 Days: Be Cool, Stay Home From School

Today in the paper there is an article about some conservatives who are keeping their kids home from school because the President is going to address the kid in public schools (which is completely voluntary to the school). Of course, these wack jobs think that Obama is trying to get to the children with his socialist message. In reality, he's doing a generic, "work hard, stay in school" speech which many President's have done before him. And I think it's fitting that the dumbest people on the planet find the education portion of school less important that their crazy conspiracy theory. They are so focused on hating the President that pulling their kid out of school and denying them a days worth of education is a good idea.

And they're using the public school system! You know, one of those government run programs that they hate so much? They're using them! They're using government paid, public schools, but don't want the president to address their children. Of course these are the same people who want the public school system to teach creationism... Again, these people obviously got as good an education as they are providing for their children. Their parents probably pulled them out of school the day they let coloreds integrate... "I ain't be wantin' my dang ol' kid in school with no dang darky!!!" They'll probably use the time off of school to plan more segregated proms like in Charleston Mississippi which had it's first integrated prom in 2008! (to much resistance!)

I don't want to generalize, these people aren't all rednecks. One of the places listed in the article with complaints was Utah. Right, Utah. We'd rather spend the day at home brainwashing our kids into believing that Polygamy is okay. Or we're just going to use the day out of school to sell our 14 year old daughter to a middle aged man with 4 other wives.

You people need to be put down, because I guarantee it's not the president who's the biggest problem in our country.

Read the article here